New, Improved Science: Now, With Death Rays!

New, Improved SCIENCE: Now, with Death Rays!

Because you just can't slow down the tide of progress, can you? ... especially when you're dodging those little yellow bolts of light. Sign up now for your continuation course in sub-atomic destruction!

With advanced logical reasoning and controlled, repeatable experimentation (patent pending) you'll be amazed by what can be achieved with New, Improved SCIENCE! Those dreary household chores won't be a problem around your house - oh, no! - because with New, Improved SCIENCE you can just take aim with your trusty Death Ray and blast those stubborn stains right out of the three dimensional universe, and into....

Well, okay. We're still a little fuzzy on that score. But you can be sure you won't be seeing them in any laundry basket in this cosmos, anyhow! Try New, Improved SCIENCE... today!

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This new T-shirt design for Retropolis [link] was featured this week at io9.com. Neat!