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So it's three minutes till lunchtime on a Friday, when the head of some other department steps into your cubicle and starts to explain how because of this - and it's brilliant, believe me, really ground-breaking - change he's made to the way HIS department does things, you're going to need to redo all the work you've done for the past six months and, really sorry about this, we need it all done by Monday afternoon.

Your eyes glaze over and wander to the motivational poster on the wall - it's something with penguins - but THAT is not what you're seeing. THIS is what you're seeing. The vision that truly motivates you.

His people won't be calling your people, and you won't need to tell him to talk to the hand. Because THIS guy, his entire family, and everyone who's ever worked with him are about to TELL IT TO YOUR GIANT ROBOT.

Yep. They'll be screaming and running for cover - and cover, you can trust me on this, will not be available. The three ton steely feet of your Obedient Servant will grind them all into a pinkish slurry of terror and despair as your own personal Giant Robot responds to this onslaught of corporate incompetence with a rampage of implacable destruction. And All Will Be Well.

Man, am I glad I left the day job.

Anyway, this began its life as an idea for a Retropolis Transit Authority t-shirt - [link] - but couldn't be stopped until it had plowed its path of destruction through DA prints, along with a poster, greeting cards, and a malevolent coffee mug - [link] - because once that Giant Robot gets going, brothers and sisters, it is no mean feat to stop it. Which is as it should be.
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!BlueShadesComics Jul 29, 2011  Student General Artist
I think I might just buy one of those shirts.
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!BlueShadesComics Nov 18, 2011  Student General Artist
I bought the shirt. It's awesome!
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*RedVenture Feb 4, 2011
So is this mail order or do I have to come pick it up from the factory?
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*BWS Feb 4, 2011
It's Freight On Buyer, I'm afraid. You really don't want to go next-day delivery on these.
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*RedVenture Feb 4, 2011
Well my fleet of semi trucks is currently busy with a few projects I have going in Canada... guess I'll just have to drive down with a friend and ride it home then.
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*KassidiKeys Nov 15, 2010   Digital Artist
hello!
great work!
I've featured you here - [link]
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*Timekeeper9 Sep 11, 2010
Priceless!
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~TheEvilGenius Apr 17, 2009
Where do I sign?
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*ChazKemp Jan 19, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
The illustration is awesome & your narrative is right on the money! I miss the steady paycheck that comes with a 9-5, but that's about ALL I miss...

I. want. one.

Thanks for sharing this with us... very very well done!
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~Spine777 Jul 13, 2008
Haha! Nice
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