Here's a retro science fiction pulp magazine cover for a magazine that doesn't exist, but probably ought to: THRILLING TALES OF THE DOWNRIGHT UNUSUAL.
In this imaginary issue we have that nail-biting page turner "The Toaster with TWO BRAINS", in which our heroes delve deep into the hostile lair of Doctor Rognvald, beneath the volcanoes of Iceland - only to discover that this evil genius has created the ultimate malevolent kitchen appliance: the Toaster with TWO BRAINS! Is it unstoppable? Immovable? Relentless? Horrifying? Unkillable? You bet it is.
Because a toaster with one brain isn't terrifying. But two? Talk about the heebie-jeebies!
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No, I can't really explain it, and if I could, I probably wouldn't. As usual it's a 3DS Max/Photoshop excursion into the realms of the improbable and - of course - the downright unusual.
Cute. When you're not quite ready for the scare of "Tales of Terror" or the thrill of "Thrilling Science Wonder Stories", but want something downright unusual, here's your magazine.
Maybe this toaster will do my bidding to get the job done. Hate it when someone changes it and it get all burned. Is supposen to be golden brown got dammit.
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"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty."
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"Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty."
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Lord of the coffee cup , a library of useless information and heirloom technology. Analog in a digital world .
Well-done, I do believe it's a runaway success!
I wonder if they attack with flaming pop-tarts?
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Ook.